i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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