Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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