I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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