I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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