North Korea, Best Korea!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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