New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i think i have herpe
just one?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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