Umm I'm too high to move.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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