We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
