you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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