She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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