i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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