at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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