Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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