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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
be right there i have to get my cape
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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