yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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