Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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