More tranny stories later!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My ATM looks so different sober.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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