Tell her she can't have a vagina
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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