My friends, they love my intelligence
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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