I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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