I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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