Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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