We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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