you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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