What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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