Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
