I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
