Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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