My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
