We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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