I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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