BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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