we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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