He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think a kid would responsible me up
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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