38 yer olds are good kisserssss
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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