It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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