Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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