my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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