on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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