You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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