On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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