My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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