We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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