I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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