I look better un-naked...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
