You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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