Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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