party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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