Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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