so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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