Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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